"The fault of cooks are covered with sauces, the fault of architects are covered with flowers and the fault of doctors ... with soil"
Help Me Please!
The Help That Every Med Student Needs!
lunes, 16 de julio de 2012
Ha..HAHA
Looking for cervical nodes
When premeds challenge me to biochemestry quiz ...It always ends like this:
When I let my classmates practice the abdominal exam on me
When I get home from anatomy lab
How I feel trying to exercise after two years of med school and two years of stress eating
When I checked my score and passed my exam
When I finally get lunch after a long class day
When I let my classmates practice the abdominal exam on me
How I feel trying to exercise after two years of med school and two years of stress eating
FACTS ABOUT YOUR DIGESTIVE SYSTEM
We eat about 500kg of food per year. 1.7 liters of saliva is produced each day.
An adults stomach can hold approximately 1.5 liters of material.
STOMACH: secretes some enzymes and hydrochloric acid (HCL) to break down protein. Within 2-6 hours, all food is emptied into the small intestine.
Digestive problems cost Americans $50 billion each year in both direct costs and absence from work.
70-year-olds may produce as little as half the enzymes they produced when they were 20.
Within the colon, a typical person harbors more than 400 distinct species of bacteria
The small intestine (pronounced in-test-in) is a long tube about 1 and a half to 2 inches around, and about 22 feet long.
miércoles, 11 de julio de 2012
ARE YOU KIDDING ME!
1. The kidneys have a higher blood flow than even the brain, liver or heart.
2. The kidneys reabsorb and redistribute 99% of the blood volume and only 0.1% of the blood filtered becomes urine.
3. Kidney stones are an accumulation of mineral salts and mostly combined with calcium which can lodge anywhere along the course of the urinary tract.
4. Refined carbohydrates and sugar help the body make kidney stones.
5. Sugar will stimulate the pancreas to release insulin. This causes extra calcium to be excreted in the urine. . . alas, kidney stones.
6. An excess of milk or antacids may cause kidney stones.
7. Each kidney is about 4 ½ inches long.
8. Each kidney weighs approximately 4 to 6 ounces.
9. The kidneys of a newborn baby are about 3X larger in proportion to body weight as in the adult.
10. The volume of urine excreted daily varies from 1000 to 2000 ml (averaging 1500 ml). 1000 ml (millileters) = 1 liter.
2. The kidneys reabsorb and redistribute 99% of the blood volume and only 0.1% of the blood filtered becomes urine.
3. Kidney stones are an accumulation of mineral salts and mostly combined with calcium which can lodge anywhere along the course of the urinary tract.
4. Refined carbohydrates and sugar help the body make kidney stones.
5. Sugar will stimulate the pancreas to release insulin. This causes extra calcium to be excreted in the urine. . . alas, kidney stones.
6. An excess of milk or antacids may cause kidney stones.
7. Each kidney is about 4 ½ inches long.
8. Each kidney weighs approximately 4 to 6 ounces.
9. The kidneys of a newborn baby are about 3X larger in proportion to body weight as in the adult.
10. The volume of urine excreted daily varies from 1000 to 2000 ml (averaging 1500 ml). 1000 ml (millileters) = 1 liter.
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